Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Check out: 30 church signs that prove Nigerian churches are the best thing ever

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This is hilarious! We found this feature on PartyJollof.com and decided to share here, enjoy!

Church business in Nigeria is so serious. Sometimes they have R.Kelly themed services...

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They also ask the most important questions

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The really really important ones

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To show Jesus is for everyone, they make him Free-To-Air too.

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Other times, they organize state funerals for Satan

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…and photoshop Jesus as Igwe.

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Sometimes they plan summer trips

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Or remake Prison Break because the original was terrible.

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Other times, the Nigerian church teaches you important life skills

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…so you can start your witch hunt.

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Because…

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On a serious note, she must

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And when the witch hunt gets hard, you have to call in the calvary

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Because…

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When Lagos traffic gets too much, Nigerian churches empathize.

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Because Lagos drivers are mad.

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Nigerian churches panic a little too much, however.

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But they’re pretty helpful though. When you’re missing important things, they help out.

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When you can’t pick a bae, they help out.

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When Yoruba boys come around, they help out

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When bae has “brain touch”, they help out

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They also organize giveaways

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And give you wonderful compliments.

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And sometimes they…wait..what? How? You know what? Never mind.

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Because David killed Goliath with a catapult, duh

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This one is a bit of a mouthful

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No heaven for Arsenal fans?

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Lions be stressful

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Fair enough
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I wonder where this takes place at

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Guessed as much

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Nigerian churches are just the best!

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