How He Slept With The Wrong Lady

                            

A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he goes straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the frigde.


He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. his wife says 'haaa!!! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived' I let her sleep in our room. 


Alarmed, she runs to her mother and asks her why she didn't say something when her husband was making love to her. Mother replies and said: 'you know your husband and I are not in talking terms'. So i didn't want to be the one to talk to him first!