Sometimes I do wonder if we still have a lady out there who haven't been taken, because all they tell you when you approach them, is that they are engaged.
That's one of the biggest lies a lady tells.
Nevertheless, here are types of single ladies you will meet..
The career lady.
You are fiercely independent. You don’t
just have a job but a career, and no one has ever accused you of not having your poo together. You definitely want love in your life but you are like guys have weak egos that they’re usually intimidated by your success. What’s a girl to do? So, you just keep focusing on work, going on the occasional date when you can fit it in, hoping something will work out one of these days. And if not, oh well, your work is already basically the love of your life anyway.
The Cynic.
You’re not a fool. You’ve been around the block once or twice and your bullshit detection system is so tight, it could have been built by NASA. When you meet a guy, you don’t fall hard and fast —
you actually assume he’s an asshole from the beginning and make him prove he’s not — you’ve had your heart broken a few times and, damnit, you will not let it happen again.
The Picky lady.
You are the bomb so, of course, it
takes an extraordinary man to capture your attention. If he doesn’t check all the boxes on your ever-growing list, you can’t be bothered. Your friends say you’re being too selective but you disagree — you just have standards. You know what you want and you’re going to wait until he comes along.
The Serial Dater
She always gives people the
benefit of the doubt, hoping each man she meets will be better than the last, and relentlessly tries to mould men into her concept of a perfect partner. It always fails.
You want to date everyone who comes your way, and you are like confused. You like everyone. That guy who’s totally boring? At least he has a good job. That guy who’s not smart at all? At least he’s fun. Your friends think it’s weird that you don’t have a type and accuse you of not having standards but you don’t care — as
far as you’re concerned, they’re just jealous because you’re always with someone.
The relaxed girl
Sure, it would be great to be in love
but being single is pretty amazing too. While your girlfriends are obsessing about how to find their next boyfriend, you’re happy living in the moment, enjoying your freedom. After all, this is the youngest you’ll ever be and you might as well milk it for every ounce of fun.
The Desperate Chick.
Like the Serial Dater, you’ll
give anyone a shot but your reasons are different. You’re tired of dating and scared to end up alone, and trying really, really, REALLY hard to get a guy, and maybe they v not been coming your way and you will give for just anyone who does. But hey, trying too hard is an
awesome way to end up with a terrible guy.
The Fatalist.
You are done. Not done like The
Desperate Chick who’s just ready to accept anyone but DONE as in romantic comedies just straight up piss you off now because you realize what bullshit
this whole love thing is. You tried, it didn’t happen, and now you’re just going to chill in your apartment and let yourself go because why even bother? All
those people who are in love are eventually going to break up or get divorced anyway. You’re just saving
yourself the heartache.
The Mess.
You don’t know what you want. As long
as you’ve had a few drinks, you’re happy and open to anything and anyone. Sure, you often end up in compromising situations — puking in the street, waking up at some random’s house, stumbling home in a daze — but that’s what you do when you’re young, right?
The Pragmatist.
You’re all business. You’re not
looking for fireworks but for a stable life partner you can trust. And finding him is your part-time job. You believe it’s all about putting in the time and effort…
So, you’re focused and organized. you’re on all the dating sites and you go to all the right places. If you make this enough of a priority, and meet enough guys, one of them will eventually fit.
The Princess.
You have old-fashioned sensibilities and need a chivalrous guy. More than anything, you expect to be adored, taken care of and kept according to a certain lifestyle. Whether it’s sending you flowers, whisking you away for the weekend, or taking you shopping, the right guy for you will be the one who’s all about YOU.
The free lady
This is the girl who has been single for long enough to enjoy nothing more than her own company. She regularly indulges in self-deprecating activities like ordering drinks for herself, going to club at night all alone and all.
Single ladies, which of this categories do you fall into?
Feel free to add more!
That's one of the biggest lies a lady tells.
Nevertheless, here are types of single ladies you will meet..
The career lady.
You are fiercely independent. You don’t
just have a job but a career, and no one has ever accused you of not having your poo together. You definitely want love in your life but you are like guys have weak egos that they’re usually intimidated by your success. What’s a girl to do? So, you just keep focusing on work, going on the occasional date when you can fit it in, hoping something will work out one of these days. And if not, oh well, your work is already basically the love of your life anyway.
The Cynic.
You’re not a fool. You’ve been around the block once or twice and your bullshit detection system is so tight, it could have been built by NASA. When you meet a guy, you don’t fall hard and fast —
you actually assume he’s an asshole from the beginning and make him prove he’s not — you’ve had your heart broken a few times and, damnit, you will not let it happen again.
The Picky lady.
You are the bomb so, of course, it
takes an extraordinary man to capture your attention. If he doesn’t check all the boxes on your ever-growing list, you can’t be bothered. Your friends say you’re being too selective but you disagree — you just have standards. You know what you want and you’re going to wait until he comes along.
The Serial Dater
She always gives people the
benefit of the doubt, hoping each man she meets will be better than the last, and relentlessly tries to mould men into her concept of a perfect partner. It always fails.
You want to date everyone who comes your way, and you are like confused. You like everyone. That guy who’s totally boring? At least he has a good job. That guy who’s not smart at all? At least he’s fun. Your friends think it’s weird that you don’t have a type and accuse you of not having standards but you don’t care — as
far as you’re concerned, they’re just jealous because you’re always with someone.
The relaxed girl
Sure, it would be great to be in love
but being single is pretty amazing too. While your girlfriends are obsessing about how to find their next boyfriend, you’re happy living in the moment, enjoying your freedom. After all, this is the youngest you’ll ever be and you might as well milk it for every ounce of fun.
The Desperate Chick.
Like the Serial Dater, you’ll
give anyone a shot but your reasons are different. You’re tired of dating and scared to end up alone, and trying really, really, REALLY hard to get a guy, and maybe they v not been coming your way and you will give for just anyone who does. But hey, trying too hard is an
awesome way to end up with a terrible guy.
The Fatalist.
You are done. Not done like The
Desperate Chick who’s just ready to accept anyone but DONE as in romantic comedies just straight up piss you off now because you realize what bullshit
this whole love thing is. You tried, it didn’t happen, and now you’re just going to chill in your apartment and let yourself go because why even bother? All
those people who are in love are eventually going to break up or get divorced anyway. You’re just saving
yourself the heartache.
The Mess.
You don’t know what you want. As long
as you’ve had a few drinks, you’re happy and open to anything and anyone. Sure, you often end up in compromising situations — puking in the street, waking up at some random’s house, stumbling home in a daze — but that’s what you do when you’re young, right?
The Pragmatist.
You’re all business. You’re not
looking for fireworks but for a stable life partner you can trust. And finding him is your part-time job. You believe it’s all about putting in the time and effort…
So, you’re focused and organized. you’re on all the dating sites and you go to all the right places. If you make this enough of a priority, and meet enough guys, one of them will eventually fit.
The Princess.
You have old-fashioned sensibilities and need a chivalrous guy. More than anything, you expect to be adored, taken care of and kept according to a certain lifestyle. Whether it’s sending you flowers, whisking you away for the weekend, or taking you shopping, the right guy for you will be the one who’s all about YOU.
The free lady
This is the girl who has been single for long enough to enjoy nothing more than her own company. She regularly indulges in self-deprecating activities like ordering drinks for herself, going to club at night all alone and all.
Single ladies, which of this categories do you fall into?
Feel free to add more!
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