Sunday, April 19, 2015

Unbelivable: 23 Year Old Boy Struck By Lighting While Mastubating In Bedroom





Dallas ,TX – Saturday night ended in a tragedy for 23 year old Alan Escamilla. According to reports Alan Escamilla was struck by lightning while he was self-servicing in his bedroom.
According to Dallas MD, Alan Escamilla was self-servicing in his bedroom, before a massive bolt of lightning struck him.When police and ambulance arrived on the scene, they found Alan Escamilla, which “looked like burnt coal”, according to Officer Bryan Granados.

Alans parents rushed to his bedroom where they heard a loud boom and saw Alan Escamilla in a self-servicing position, with his hand wrapped tightly around his joystick. Alan Escamilla father said his sons body was rock hard but he was breathing heavily and very much alive.

“This like a sign from God” says the family church pastor Oscar Reyes, Who lives 2 houses down from Alan Escamilla. According to Alan Escamilla’s family and friends, Alan was a chronic masturbator, self-servicing up to 5 times a day, and it is no surprise that he was struck by lighting while self-servicing.
“If there was one thing about Alan, it’s that he masturbated all the time, Once he spent 4 hours in my restroom just self-servicing I had to force him out my apartment” says long time friend of Alex Godoy. Alan Escamilla is expected to fully recover according to Baylor Hospital.

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